Collection
Safe at your desk
Silent by default, visually unremarkable over a shoulder, and free of anything that would make a passing manager slow down.
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The old-school colour scheme designer: one wheel, a live preview page, and far more control than the modern tools.
- 10 min
- Desktop
MIT's ranking of historically famous people by how many language editions of Wikipedia bother to carry them.
- 10 min
- Desktop
Build sundaes to order under mounting time pressure, the most polished entry in a series about the dignity of service work.
- 10 min
The original of the Papa's series, where tips fund your upgrades and customers absolutely notice an undercooked base.
- 10 min
Fold a paper plane, throw it, and catch one somebody launched in another country. Nothing else happens, which is the point.
Scroll to unroll an infinite toilet roll and scroll back to wind it up, presented by the artist with a completely straight face.
- <1 min
Claim territory by driving loops around it while everyone else tries to clip your tail before you make it home.
- <1 min
Noughts and crosses, gomoku and Connect Four against a real stranger, matched in about four seconds with no signup.
- <1 min
Drag mildly biased shapes around a grid and watch a segregated neighbourhood assemble itself without anyone intending it.
Race a crowd of runners up a rooftop obstacle course where the only real skill is jumping at the right half-second.
- 2 min
Home of Submachine and Daymare Town, Mateusz Skutnik's sketched, wordless worlds built entirely out of corridors and quiet dread.
- 1 hr+
- Desktop
Historically accurate emulations of early PCs, down to the timing, with the original manuals and ROM listings alongside.
- 10 min
- Desktop
A big set of free PDF tools in the browser: merge, split, compress, convert and sign documents without creating an account first.
A database of essentially every named summit on Earth, with prominence figures, ascent logs and rankings that fuel very long arguments.
- 1 hr+
- Desktop
Penalty shootouts through a whole tournament, against a keeper who reads your run-up better than you would like.
- 2 min
The longest-running games comic on the web, three strips a week since 1998, plus the posts that built an industry.
Random generators for anything, built from plain text lists you can fork and edit yourself. Thousands of community ones already exist.
- 10 min
Draw a circle with the mouse and get scored on it to one decimal place. Nobody in recorded history has stopped after one attempt.
- <1 min
- Desktop
Draw a circle with one unbroken stroke and get scored on how round it actually was. Nobody beats 97% on a trackpad.
A plain list of personal websites, each added by its owner. Pick any name and you land on somebody's homepage, built exactly how they like it.
- 10 min
- Desktop
A crowd-voted encyclopaedia arguing over the MBTI and enneagram type of every fictional character and public figure in existence.
Personality Lab
AltFProper trait questionnaires with the scoring shown, rather than a quiz that decides you are a golden retriever.
- 10 min
A hand-drawn character builder in the Open Peeps style, producing an avatar that does not look machine-generated.
- <1 min
Every adoptable animal in a hundred thousand shelters, searchable by postcode, which is dangerous browsing after 11pm.
Sixteen questions sort you into one of Pew's nine American political groups, with a decade of real survey data behind every one.
Colorado's library of physics, chemistry and maths simulations, used in classrooms everywhere and free to meddle with.
- 10 min
Interactive tests designed to find the contradictions in your own stated beliefs, the classic being Battleground God.
- 10 min
- Desktop
Puts your face on billboards, banknotes and museum walls using several hundred templates. Aggressively 2009.
- 2 min
Airtight's glitch lab, stacking VHS tracking errors, pixel sorting and RGB shift over a photo, a clip or your webcam.
- 2 min
- Desktop
Photoshop rebuilt in a tab, opening PSD, XCF and Sketch files. Free, and startlingly close to the real thing.
- 10 min
- Desktop
A Japanese platform hosting tens of thousands of illustrator-made avatar makers, each one in a completely different style.
Sprite and animation editor with onion skinning and a live loop preview, exporting straight to a spritesheet or GIF.
Weather model charts for anywhere in the world, fast and free, of the sort forecasters look at rather than the tidied-up app version.
- 10 min
- Desktop
Names a pixel size and asks you to drag a box exactly that big. Nobody is as good at this as they assume.
- 2 min
- Desktop
Grid, palette, mouse. The whole tool fits on one page and you are drawing about three seconds after it loads.
Draw on the grid and it writes the box-shadow monstrosity that renders your sprite with no image file involved at all.
Feed it a photograph and it hands back a pixel-art version, with block size and palette entirely under your control.
Two decades of the pixel art scene's best work, still curated by hand and still running weekly drawing challenges.
Type in the thing you are stressed about, watch it shrink into a distant star over sixty seconds, then close the tab.
Open-source pixel editor with tilemaps, animation and 3D layers, playable in the browser or free to download properly.
Sprite editor with layers and animation frames, wrapped in an unusually friendly community gallery of other people's work.
Two editors in one — a quick one and a layered one — both free in the browser with the usual filters and masks.
- 10 min
Live flight tracking with an augmented-reality view, for pointing a phone at whatever just went over the garden and naming it.
A virtual table with real decks you drag around by hand, for playing whatever house rules your group refuses to drop.
- 10 min
- Desktop
A plain, fast game server that has outlived every redesign trend since 2001 and still hosts chess, draughts and mahjong.
- <1 min
- Desktop
Daily roundups of the funniest things posted elsewhere, a genre this one has been working since 2009.
- 10 min
Every Poe story and poem with annotations, a timeline and a vocabulary tool, kept by one enthusiast since the early web.
- 10 min
Put your cursor anywhere on the page and it finds a photograph of a person pointing at exactly that spot.
- <1 min
- Desktop
How we picked these
Every entry in Detour is hand-sorted rather than scraped: filed under one category, given one to three moods, and placed in a time band for how quickly it pays off. The practical facts — cost, sign-up, sound, device and whether it is safe at a desk — are recorded per site and shown on every card, so you can rule things out before you click.
Safe at your desk: questions
How many sites are in “Safe at your desk”?
1,201 sites, each hand-sorted by category, mood and how long it takes to pay off. 18 of them are AltF originals that run right here.
Which of these sites are free with no sign-up?
1,132 of the 1,201 are free and need no account. 2 are paid or freemium, and the card says so.
Do these sites work on a phone, and are they safe for work?
757 of 1,201 work on a phone; the rest are desktop only. 1,201 are safe for work and 1,201 work with the sound off.