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Armchair Sports
Golf, pool, football and the specific genre of sports game that is really a physics joke wearing a jersey.
17 sites
Straightforward pool on a proper physics table, against an opponent who punishes a lazy break immediately.
- 2 min
Miniclip's pool game, still the default way to lose imaginary money to a stranger in another country at half past two.
- 2 min
One-button basketball in which the players, the ball and the court are all changed at random between points, deliberately.
- 2 min
Run a basketball franchise through thirty simulated seasons in an afternoon: drafts, trades, contracts and ageing, all free.
- 1 hr+
- Desktop
Two-on-two street basketball stripped back to dunking, blocking and a shot meter you will consistently misjudge.
- 2 min
The official fantasy football game: free, enormous, and the reason several million people care deeply about a Wolves fixture.
- 10 min
Drive a golf ball absurd distances, upgrade the swing, repeat until the ball is leaving the atmosphere entirely.
- 2 min
Football management one week at a time since 1997, with a transfer market and an economy run entirely by other managers.
- 1 hr+
One golf hole a day, built to look trivial and then take nine attempts, with a score everybody can compare.
- 2 min
Proper miniature golf courses with believable putting physics and no time pressure applied at any point.
- 10 min
Penalty shootouts through a whole tournament, against a keeper who reads your run-up better than you would like.
- 2 min
Pixel American football hiding a full franchise manager behind six-second passing plays. Has ruined more workdays than it should have.
- 10 min
Two-legged football played with a single key, in which the physics engine scores most of the actual goals.
- 2 min
Fast three-a-side football with sliding tackles and a World Cup bracket you can win inside a tea break.
- 10 min
Ask a sports question in plain English and get the actual numbers back with a chart. Ends pub arguments in about four seconds.
- <1 min
Crazy golf on a floating landscape that unfolds into a new course between shots. Worth playing for the transitions alone.
- 10 min
- Desktop
The same deep management sim rebuilt for American football, baseball and hockey, all free and all running in the browser.
- 1 hr+
- Desktop
How we picked these
Every entry in Detour is hand-sorted rather than scraped: filed under one category, given one to three moods, and placed in a time band for how quickly it pays off. The practical facts — cost, sign-up, sound, device and whether it is safe at a desk — are recorded per site and shown on every card, so you can rule things out before you click.
Armchair Sports: questions
How many sites are in Armchair Sports?
17 sites, each hand-sorted by category, mood and how long it takes to pay off.
Which of these sites are free with no sign-up?
15 of the 17 are free and need no account. None of them are paid.
Do these sites work on a phone, and are they safe for work?
14 of 17 work on a phone; the rest are desktop only. 17 are safe for work and 17 work with the sound off.