The Passive Aggressive Password Machine

What The Passive Aggressive Password Machine actually is

Type a password into the box and a cartoon face reacts in real time, sighing at anything short and brightening very slightly when you finally add a symbol. Nothing is stored or sent anywhere, and nothing you enter will make it fully approve of you.

Why it is worth your time

The face manages genuine visible disappointment at 'password1', which lands harder than any strength meter ever has.

Common questions

Is The Passive Aggressive Password Machine free?

Yes. The Passive Aggressive Password Machine is free and does not ask you to register or hand over an email address before you can use it.

How long does The Passive Aggressive Password Machine take?

Good within five seconds of loading. We file it under "Instant" — a password field that quietly judges you as you type.

Does The Passive Aggressive Password Machine work on a phone?

Yes. The Passive Aggressive Password Machine works on a phone as well as it does on a laptop.

What kind of site is The Passive Aggressive Password Machine?

We list it under Beautifully Useless — no purpose whatsoever, and that is the point. The face manages genuine visible disappointment at 'password1', which lands harder than any strength meter ever has.