Paper Toilet

What Paper Toilet actually is

A roll hangs at the top of the page and unspools as you scroll, sheet after perforated sheet, rendered convincingly enough that you keep going. Scroll back up and it rewinds itself onto the roll. Nothing waits for you at the bottom.

Why it is worth your time

The perforation lines and the slight flutter of the paper as it unrolls are modelled far more carefully than the joke requires.

Common questions

Is Paper Toilet free?

Yes. Paper Toilet is free and does not ask you to register or hand over an email address before you can use it.

How long does Paper Toilet take?

Good within five seconds of loading. We file it under "Instant" — scroll a roll of toilet paper. That is the whole site.

Does Paper Toilet work on a phone?

Yes. Paper Toilet works on a phone as well as it does on a laptop.

What kind of site is Paper Toilet?

We list it under Beautifully Useless — no purpose whatsoever, and that is the point. The perforation lines and the slight flutter of the paper as it unrolls are modelled far more carefully than the joke requires.