Ling's Cars

What Ling's Cars actually is

Ling Valentine runs a genuine UK vehicle leasing business, and her website is a deliberate assault of animated GIFs, autoplaying MIDI, tiled dragons and flashing tables. Underneath the chaos sits a working quote system that has moved a very large number of cars.

Why it is worth your time

Knowing it functions as a real business is what makes it art rather than parody: the noise is a customer filter, not an accident.

Common questions

Is Ling's Cars free?

Yes. Ling's Cars is free and does not ask you to register or hand over an email address before you can use it.

How long does Ling's Cars take?

Good within five seconds of loading. We file it under "Instant" — a real car leasing firm behind the loudest site online.

Does Ling's Cars work on a phone?

Ling's Cars really wants a mouse and a wide window. It will load on a phone, but the experience is built for desktop.

What kind of site is Ling's Cars?

We list it under Beautifully Useless — no purpose whatsoever, and that is the point. Knowing it functions as a real business is what makes it art rather than parody: the noise is a customer filter, not an accident.