Has the Large Hadron Collider Destroyed the World Yet?

What Has the Large Hadron Collider Destroyed the World Yet? actually is

The page answers its own domain name with a single word, NOPE, set in enormous type, and has done so continuously since the collider was switched on in 2008. Viewing the page source turns up a comment explaining what the site would say if the answer ever changed.

Why it is worth your time

There is contingency copy for the end of the world hidden in the markup, which is a level of commitment few one-joke sites reach.

Common questions

Is Has the Large Hadron Collider Destroyed the World Yet? free?

Yes. Has the Large Hadron Collider Destroyed the World Yet? is free and does not ask you to register or hand over an email address before you can use it.

How long does Has the Large Hadron Collider Destroyed the World Yet? take?

Good within five seconds of loading. We file it under "Instant" — one word answers physics' most alarming question.

Does Has the Large Hadron Collider Destroyed the World Yet? work on a phone?

Yes. Has the Large Hadron Collider Destroyed the World Yet? works on a phone as well as it does on a laptop.

What kind of site is Has the Large Hadron Collider Destroyed the World Yet??

We list it under Beautifully Useless — no purpose whatsoever, and that is the point. There is contingency copy for the end of the world hidden in the markup, which is a level of commitment few one-joke sites reach.