Kittens Game
A text-based village of kittens that grows into a civilisation over weeks, with a spreadsheet's soul and startling depth.
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How to get the most from it
Kittens Game sits in Tycoon Sims under Play, filed as rabbit hole.
- Open it when the evening is free. It has no natural stopping point.
- Use a laptop or desktop computer — we file it as desktop only.
- It works with the sound off, so it is fine on a train or in a quiet office.
- No account needed — you can start without signing up.
- Go in expecting something brainy and cosy.
About this category: Management games about money — lemonade stands scaled up to the point of moral compromise. Every one of them is about the same lesson.
Good for
- A long evening with nothing planned
- Giving your brain a workout
- Somewhere low-key to settle into
- A quiet break at your desk
- Trying it with zero commitment
Kittens Game: quick answers
Is Kittens Game free?
Yes. Kittens Game is free to use and needs no account.
Do I need an account to use Kittens Game?
No. You can use Kittens Game without signing up for anything.
Does Kittens Game work on a phone?
Not well. We file Kittens Game as desktop only, so open it on a laptop or desktop computer.
Is Kittens Game safe for work?
Yes, we file it as safe for work. It also works muted.
How long does Kittens Game take?
We file it as "Rabbit hole": Clear your evening. We warned you.
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