Neopets
The 1999 virtual pet site whose real game was always the economy — shops, a stock market and genuinely vicious restocking.
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How to get the most from it
Neopets sits in Tycoon Sims under Play, filed as rabbit hole.
- Open it when the evening is free. It has no natural stopping point.
- Use a laptop or desktop computer — we file it as desktop only.
- It works with the sound off, so it is fine on a train or in a quiet office.
- Expect to create an account before you get far.
- Go in expecting something nostalgic and weird.
About this category: Management games about money — lemonade stands scaled up to the point of moral compromise. Every one of them is about the same lesson.
Good for
- A long evening with nothing planned
- A trip back to the older internet
- Seeing the internet at its least explicable
- A quiet break at your desk
Neopets: quick answers
Is Neopets free?
Yes. Neopets is free to use, though it asks you to sign up.
Do I need an account to use Neopets?
Yes. Neopets asks you to create an account before you get far.
Does Neopets work on a phone?
Not well. We file Neopets as desktop only, so open it on a laptop or desktop computer.
Is Neopets safe for work?
Yes, we file it as safe for work. It also works muted.
How long does Neopets take?
We file it as "Rabbit hole": Clear your evening. We warned you.
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