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Fake terminals, fake updates, fake spreadsheets. Press any key, look extremely occupied. Best used responsibly, which nobody does.
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Recorded terminal sessions replayed as selectable text, genuinely useful to learn from and indistinguishable from real work.
Plays the notification sounds of Slack, email and Teams on a loop so it sounds like somebody urgently needs you.
Mash any keys and immaculate code appears on screen at speed. Enormously convincing to anyone standing more than a metre away.
Twenty-odd fake hacking interfaces — agency mainframes, terminals, satellite maps — with buttons that fill progress bars.
Mash any keys and perfectly formatted code appears character by character, exactly as in every hacking scene ever filmed.
A fake enterprise interface that rewards clicking dialogue boxes with more dialogue boxes, by an art-games designer.
A fake executive dashboard of charts and metrics that keeps updating itself while you stare thoughtfully past it.
A convincing macOS desktop rebuilt in Svelte, dock animations included, running entirely inside the browser.
A meticulous recreation of the falling green glyphs, with settings for every version of the effect across the films.
A fake desktop of virus warnings, satellite feeds and password crackers, all keyboard-mashable in full screen.
Full-screen fake terminals, fake updates and fake system alerts. Harmless, closeable with Escape, and very funny on a colleague's screen.
A working Windows XP desktop in a tab, with Minesweeper, Paint and the startup sound, for pure muscle memory.
Feeds your own video call bad audio — echo, crying baby, wind — until everyone agrees the connection is the problem.
One button, one detour. Press it as often as you like.