Yes. NewsThump is free and does not ask you to register or hand over an email address before you can use it.

How long does NewsThump take?

One quick round, then you can leave. We file it under "A minute" — made-up UK news stories, published at speed.

Does NewsThump work on a phone?

Yes. NewsThump works on a phone as well as it does on a laptop.

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NewsThump

Made-up UK news stories, published at speed

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What NewsThump actually is

A satirical outlet posting fictional stories within hours of whatever is dominating British headlines. Everything is invented, and the site says so plainly. Volume is the strategy, with several pieces a day and a large searchable back catalogue behind them.

Why it is worth your time

Turnaround is the trick. A piece usually appears while the real story it is mocking is still sitting on the front page.

Common questions

Is NewsThump free?: Yes. NewsThump is free and does not ask you to register or hand over an email address before you can use it.
How long does NewsThump take?: One quick round, then you can leave. We file it under "A minute" — made-up UK news stories, published at speed.
Does NewsThump work on a phone?: Yes. NewsThump works on a phone as well as it does on a laptop.
What kind of site is NewsThump?: We list it under Comedy Department — reliable laughs, low commitment. Turnaround is the trick. A piece usually appears while the real story it is mocking is still sitting on the front page.

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