False Knees
Accurately drawn birds swearing at each other about territory, mating and the general indignity of being a bird.
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How to get the most from it
False Knees sits in Webcomics under Laugh, filed as a minute.
- Give it one round. There is nothing to finish and nothing lost by leaving.
- It works on a phone or a desktop, so open it on whatever is nearest.
- It works with the sound off, so it is fine on a train or in a quiet office.
- No account needed — you can start without signing up.
- Go in expecting something funny, wholesome and beautiful.
About this category: Long-running strips with archives measured in thousands. Start at the beginning; you will not, but the option is there.
Good for
- A one-round break between tasks
- A reliable laugh
- Something kind-hearted
- Looking at something lovely
- A quiet break at your desk
- Killing time on your phone
- Trying it with zero commitment
False Knees: quick answers
Is False Knees free?
Yes. False Knees is free to use and needs no account.
Do I need an account to use False Knees?
No. You can use False Knees without signing up for anything.
Does False Knees work on a phone?
Yes. False Knees works on phones as well as desktop browsers.
Is False Knees safe for work?
Yes, we file it as safe for work. It also works muted.
How long does False Knees take?
We file it as "A minute": One quick round, then you can leave.
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