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Drag left and right to slap a man in the face with an eel, at whatever speed the day seems to call for.
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Eel Slap sits in Gloriously Pointless under Laugh, filed as instant.
About this category: Sites that do exactly one strange thing extremely well and solve no problem at all. The purest form of the web — somebody built this because it amused them.
Yes. Eel Slap is free to use and needs no account.
No. You can use Eel Slap without signing up for anything.
Not well. We file Eel Slap as desktop only, so open it on a laptop or desktop computer.
Yes, we file it as safe for work. It also works muted.
We file it as "Instant": Good within five seconds of loading.
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All 2^122 version-four UUIDs listed in order with a working search box, on a page that should not be able to exist.
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Enormous archive of emoji strings, kaomoji and text arrangements, searchable by whatever you are trying to say.
Every Google emoji mashup, searchable — pick two and get the official illustrated hybrid back as a PNG.
Upload a photograph and it rebuilds the entire thing out of emoji, colour-matched one tile at a time.
Shows you an emoji and starts a timer while you run round the room pointing your phone camera at the real object.
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