Celebrity Heights
Twenty years of forensic argument about how tall film stars really are, with photographic evidence and footwear analysis.
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How to get the most from it
Celebrity Heights sits in Celebrity Gossip under Laugh, filed as rabbit hole.
- Open it when the evening is free. It has no natural stopping point.
- It works on a phone or a desktop, so open it on whatever is nearest.
- It works with the sound off, so it is fine on a train or in a quiet office.
- No account needed — you can start without signing up.
- Go in expecting something weird and funny.
About this category: Gossip blogs, celebrity databases and the strangely compelling business of tracking famous strangers' heights and birthdays.
Good for
- A long evening with nothing planned
- Seeing the internet at its least explicable
- A reliable laugh
- A quiet break at your desk
- Killing time on your phone
- Trying it with zero commitment
Celebrity Heights: quick answers
Is Celebrity Heights free?
Yes. Celebrity Heights is free to use and needs no account.
Do I need an account to use Celebrity Heights?
No. You can use Celebrity Heights without signing up for anything.
Does Celebrity Heights work on a phone?
Yes. Celebrity Heights works on phones as well as desktop browsers.
Is Celebrity Heights safe for work?
Yes, we file it as safe for work. It also works muted.
How long does Celebrity Heights take?
We file it as "Rabbit hole": Clear your evening. We warned you.
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