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A personality test that assigns you one of forty-odd animals, with write-ups considerably sharper than the premise deserves.
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The Animal In You sits in Personality Tests under Play, filed as a minute.
About this category: Typologies, moral dilemmas, purity scores and which-character quizzes. Somewhere between genuine psychometrics and a magazine back page, and both ends are entertaining.
Yes. The Animal In You is free to use and needs no account.
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Yes. The Animal In You works on phones as well as desktop browsers.
Yes, we file it as safe for work. It also works muted.
We file it as "A minute": One quick round, then you can leave.
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