AltF original
The Button You Should Not Press
There is nothing behind it. Press it anyway.
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How it works
- 1Do not press the button.
- 2Press the button.
- 3Keep going for longer than is reasonable.
About this one
There is no prize, no easter egg and no ending. The writing runs considerably longer than most versions of this joke before it gives up, which is the only real feature.
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