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About this tool
Get a never-ending supply of classic dad jokes with puns, wordplay, and eye-rolling goodness.
The Dad Joke Machine serves a random one-liner from a hand-picked library of 30 clean pun jokes, and — this is the part that matters — it hides the punchline behind a Reveal button so you get to ask the question out loud first. Tap for a new joke, keep the ones that land with a heart, and copy any of them to the clipboard. It is for the parent stalling at the dinner table, the teacher filling the last two minutes of class, and anyone who needs an icebreaker that offends nobody.
Open Dad Joke Machine on AltFTool — it loads instantly in your browser.
Press 'Tell Me a Dad Joke' to draw a random one-liner from the 30-joke library — the same joke never repeats back-to-back.
Read the setup aloud, then hit Reveal to show the hidden punchline on question-format jokes.
Tap the heart to keep up to 20 favourites for this visit, or the copy button to put the joke on your clipboard.
Question-format jokes are split at the question mark and the answer stays hidden until you press Reveal.
Each draw checks against the current joke and re-rolls, so you never get the same line back-to-back.
A laugh counter and a favourites list of up to 20 jokes let you separate the winners from the duds.
Thirty, all curated and family-safe — puns and wordplay only, with no innuendo, profanity or targets. They are stored in the page itself, so the machine keeps working with no network connection.
Only if you choose to. Any joke phrased as a question shows the setup with a Reveal button in place of the answer, which is what lets you read it aloud and let the room guess. Jokes that are single statements show in full since there is nothing to hide.
No — the favourites list holds up to 20 jokes for the current visit and clears when you close or reload the tab. Use the copy button to paste anything you want to keep into your own notes.
Yes. All 30 rely on puns and double meanings — atoms making up everything, the moon restaurant with no atmosphere — so they suit primary-school classrooms, family dinners and workplace icebreakers alike.